Kids are a crack up, this we know. Max is no exception. I thought I'd write down a short list of the silly and amazingly intelligent things he has started saying over the last few weeks... for your entertainment of course.
1) Instead of using the word "think" he substitutes "believe": "Mommy, I believe we forgot to turn out the lights in my room".
2) If I'm in the middle of doing something and he wants my attention it's always "HEY MOM?!" to which I reply "yeeeeeeees?" in a "tone". He then says, "Oh, oh, I'm so sorry to interrupt your beautiful cleaning time/computer work/rest/whatever else I'm doing". No matter what, what I do is "beautiful" I guess?
3) I take him to swim lessons on Friday mornings. I NEVER shower beforehand. I go after a run when my hair is all crazy and sweaty and I just look icky. He tells me, "Mommy, you should shower before we go out to the Y; you would look more gorgeous". Oh.
4) He is a fan of running around with just a shirt on. Sometimes WITH undies, sometimes WITHOUT. On the occasions without he announces, "I'M NAKED FROM THE BUTT DOWN!".
5) When asked what kind of girlfriend he would like when he gets older (because OF COURSE he doesn't want a girlfriend NOW!) he told me, "I want a pretty girlfriend who doesn't have much imagination".
Smart kid, no?
1 comment:
Cracks me up no matter how often I hear his stories. And what is it with boys and being naked butt down? Clark has been running around with no pants or underwear a LOT lately.
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